Even what you drink now has to be vetted on its righteousness-quotient. Even in Burbank.
Quick note here: Does anyone still know that biblically and literarily the taking of a “crooked path” is not a good thing?
It doesn’t lead to anywhere you’d want to go. Or at least, not to anywhere that we’d want to go. Not unless you’re doom-ridden and apocalyptic-minded and adore darkness and deceit.
The historical allusion is unfortunate; like, mindlessly so. Making it sound cool does not make it cool.
Burbank, California 
This is so dumb. But, those ladies feel REAL good about themselves.
I think they’re witches. Or they think they are.