Congratulations for what? Another crappy graduation ceremony on the field?

 
Here’s an idea for a keepsake.

Instead of stupid tchotchkes, why don’t these Burbank High moms and dads and community members demand to have the kids’ graduations up at the Starlight Bowl instead? Like where they used to be for over 60 years?
 
 

 

If they respected the kids more they wouldn’t be making them hang out together off of Glenoaks at something called the “Kemp-Kallem Field,” named for two guys btw who were brothers-in-law PE teachers — which of course is the perfect Burbank nightmare-combination of sports and families who marry each other and never leave.

The Starlight Bowl ceremonies were cool. Too cool and full of gravitas for now, obviously. How cheap.
 
 
 
 
 

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