Greetings from the Mayor

We thought we’d share some mail we’ve gotten from Gary Bric the last couple of days.

Forwarded Message:

Subj: Fw: Response NEVER HEARD FROM YOU
Date: 6/26/2009 3:34:24 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time
From: bric1025@sbcglobal.net
To: XXXX@aol.com
CC: christopher.cadelago@latimes.com
Sent from the Internet (Details)

Jim or may I call you Jimmy like your mommy probably did. Never heard back from you and even left you a phone message, you do return calls don’t you. I’ll forward this to Chris at the Burbank Leader so next time you submit a letter to the “MAILBAG” they can get additional info on you and we can find out more about you. Look forward to hearing and meeting with you, I won’t need much of your time, trust me.. Have a nice day. Your friend Mayor Gary Bric 6/24/09, gary bric wrote:

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Subj: Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy
Date: 6/28/2009 12:21:19 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time
From: bric1025@sbcglobal.net
To: XXXXX@aol.com (redacted)
Sent from the Internet (Details)

Hope mommy didn’t take your computer away, still haven’t heard back from you. Your quite the letter writer with WORD PRESS.COM. Are you still having problems sleeping at night, please let me help you with your problem (s), I’m their for you pal. Your friend Gary

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Subj: Hey JC old pal old buddy
Date: 6/28/2009 2:42:21 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time
From: bric1025@sbcglobal.net
To: XXXXXX@aol.com (redacted)
Sent from the Internet (Details)

Didn’t see you at Sue’s Retirement party last nite, but then there was only about 250 people at it, I could have missed you. Looked for someone about your age walking with his mommy. Don’t forget let’s hook up for coffee one morning, I’ll make you some hot chocolate. Don’t know if I told you but I’m learning more and more about you every day, can’t wait till the reader’s at the Leader learn about you, any skeleton’s in your closet old pal, old buddy. Health and happiness always. Your friend Gary

We’ve never met the guy, by the way, or communicated with him personally in any fashion, ever.

Bric is obviously from the generation where trash talking about yo’ mama are fighting words. But not for us– he’s gonna go into this battle alone.

Remember, this guy is the mayor of Burbank.

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