What a frigging joke this is. No one cares about the Hollywood Sign. But this does show that ATT has huge expansion/use plans for that old “lot.”
Warner Bros. has a bold vision for an aerial tramway to transport visitors to and from its Burbank lot to the Hollywood sign. Like a plan that Musk has for a high-tech hyperloop that would shuttle riders between Los Angeles and San Francisco, the Warners’ tramway would alleviate traffic and parking problems that plague the famed landmark.
Like who goes to the Hollywood Sign? There’s nothing there. It’s always been a major joke of an eyesore.
So let’s build an eyesore to an eyesore.
The studio, now owned by innovation-focused AT&T, told Los Angeles officials Monday that it will pay the estimated $100 million for the so-called Hollywood Skyway.
“The Hollywood sign is an important historic and globally recognized landmark for the city of Los Angeles. The sign’s fame, however, has created unintended negative effects such as heavy traffic in adjacent residential areas and related safety concerns,” a Warners spokesperson said in a statement. “The concept of an aerial tram as a solution is one that been suggested in the past and was most recently highlighted as a potential solution in the comprehensive strategies report by Dixon Resources Unlimited.
A solution for Warner Brothers? Since when do they have anything to do with the Hollywood Sign?
Warners decided to step up given its close proximity to the north side of the Hollywood sign and wanted to be part of a solution that has the least impact possible on the environment so that Griffith Park and the surrounding residential neighborhoods are left largely undisrupted.
“We understand there are a number of possible solutions being considered, but we are confident the city’s feasibility study will show our proposal to be the best option — an option that can be built and operated at no cost to the taxpayer and that will provide public benefit to the city of Los Angeles and its residents,” the spokesperson added.
Maybe they can also “step up” to help improve (develop) part of Griffith Park while they’re at it. You know, one of those public/private partnerships.
This is obviously about more than that damn sign. No one’s going to spend $100 million just to get there.
The length of the route would be more than 1 mile and last roughly 6 minutes, a far cry from current driving estimates even under the best conditions — traveling up the back of Mt. Lee to a planned visitors center near the sign.
There you go.
Hateful institutions full of stupid ideas at work monetizing, co-opting, and destroying your world. Get used to it.
Think the council will go for it?