Right now, even though they sound like something out of P.G. Wodehouse, we’re not concerned here about the names of the two schools. Those are funny enough, yes.
No, we’re wondering how it could ever be that you’d not know or be concerned about the academic details of your own life:
Having left the school early, I did not earn a degree from The Goodman School, and I have no idea my course status with Normandale. I suspect I was near or had accomplished sufficient credits for a degree in theatre arts or communications, but I know I did not graduate, and have never requested nor had reason to review my transcripts of more than 30 years ago.
There’s lots more funny stuff in there, so stay tuned — like funny ha-ha and peculiar. The rest of its status is “TL;DR” to say the least. No wonder he didn’t get the job.