Blessed are the meek….
…as long as they steer clear of Burbank.
They’re at it again over at the revered “We love Burbank!” Facebook page. This time it concerns the several unfortunates (in BMWs they say) who are often seen begging for cash at one or two of our many shopping centers in town. They’re so annoying!
Here’s a couple of screenshots we took at random from that horrible website. Not ever having been a part of any kind of realistically entitled crowd — the ones with ready guarantors at hand — you can imagine where our sympathies lie.
How come no pictures of the BMW? We want to see it.
This is the same place btw where Rogers chooses to publish his community announcements.
One of the comments up there that handily re-interprets Jesus’ words for us about why you shouldn’t morally “judge” another’s life reminds us of this latest version of The Beatitudes. It comes from the Prosperity Gospel crowd:
It’s apparently for real– no left-wing giveaway Christ for them. “Excuse me Jesus, why are you favoring the poor?”
Anyway, we’ll be the one to judge here and now: what sick fucks these people are, eh?