Oh, well this is a death penalty offense for sure:
Now we understand. Thanks, Burbank Leader, for passing this info along to us. You’re always such great cocksuckers to the Man. We know how it is — challenging follow-up questions are just so rude!
Now here’s some more total and complete bullshit:
Think the council members will buy this story?
Of course they will. Since those audio recorders the cops carry (if they’re digital) also carry a time code or some kind of digital reference, and since the EMTs also know exactly when they arrived and started working on the guy, there’s no way in the world that anyone can determine how long it took to get him care.
Right? Isn’t that correct, you credulous Burbank clowns?
Subtraction hasn’t been invented yet, and so we’ll make a guess. It was AFTER the barricade was over, which means at least 40 minutes.