Some people just have to live in Brooklyn.
A wacky woman released a cloud of crickets and urinated on herself in a subway train on the Manhattan Bridge, sending horrified straphangers into a frenzy.
The bizarre incident took place on a Brooklyn-bound D train about 6:05 p.m. Wednesday, police said.
“Woman just let crickets out on the D Train as we went over the Manhattan Bridge,” passenger Ezra Mechaber wrote. “Panic ensued. Someone pulled the E-Brake. Stuck. New York.”
The deranged woman opened and waved around the container of bugs, causing her fellow riders to freak, police said.
Don’t take the D Train.
Notice how it’s always the Black guys who come to the rescue?