It’s showtime

 

Some people just have to live in Brooklyn.
 

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A wacky woman released a cloud of crickets and urinated on herself in a subway train on the Manhattan Bridge, sending horrified straphangers into a frenzy.

The bizarre incident took place on a Brooklyn-bound D train about 6:05 p.m. Wednesday, police said.

“Woman just let crickets out on the D Train as we went over the Manhattan Bridge,” passenger Ezra Mechaber wrote. “Panic ensued. Someone pulled the E-Brake. Stuck. New York.”

The deranged woman opened and waved around the container of bugs, causing her fellow riders to freak, police said.

 

 


 

 

Don’t take the D Train.

Notice how it’s always the Black guys who come to the rescue?
 
 
 

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4 responses to “It’s showtime

  1. F Beezer

    Well there you have it…I always wondered what happened to Dr. Theresa Karam.

    • semichorus

      Kind of worried about losing this upcoming “referendum,” aren’t you?

      They now think it might be closer than expected.

  2. Nancy Drew

    Here’s the Doctor:

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