Don’t you love it when outside corporations try to invoke in you a smarmy sense of familiarity with your own surroundings?
Feel the warm, neighborhood fuzziness here…
Who the fuck are these people with this phony, unctuously ingratiating approach? Who even thinks of Burbank this way?
How about a box for jacking off alone at home?
That would be more in keeping with the average Burbank recreation. Who in Burbank does any of the above?