We only attract the best

 

Love the “also referred to as” part.

The world’s largest sex toy has been created for a recently concluded raunchy convention.

Pipedream Products has erected a 12-foot, 4-inch-tall replica of a male sex organ – also referred to as a ‘dildo’ – for the ‘Adult Novelty Manufacturers Expo’ in Burbank, California, which concluded in July.

Nick Orlandino – the Chairman and CEO of Pipedream Products – told the Huffington Post newspaper: “Two years ago, we made a wall of d***s featuring our product. It was the hit of the show, so I was trying to figure out how to outdo myself. My employees looked at me like I was crazy but a few hours later, they came back and said, ‘We can do this.’”

It took around three weeks to design and create the gigantic member and the company is now trying to contact the ‘Guinness World Records’ but they have not yet returned Mr Orlandion’s calls as of yet.

Burbank is also often referred to as a town that’s completely lost its old first-class status as a nice place to live. Looked around lately?

Whether it’s dildos or guys who stash a million dollars in the trunks of their Rolls Royces and then claim to wonder why they got robbed, it’s become trash town.

 

 

 

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6 responses to “We only attract the best

  1. chad

    There’s a metaphor here.

  2. Anonymous 3

    Burbank was recently rated the 15th safest city in America.

    I like it here, despite this petulant little blog.

  3. Anonymous

    “Bend over, I’ll drive.” — Will Rogers

  4. Mr. Sessor

    I thought Burbank would never see a bigger dick than David Gordon.

  5. Anonymous

    Well at least Gordon has one it seems that Frutoes with Rogers and Talamonty all combined there is no dick to speak of.

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