Someone needs to cram these Yelp reviews up the council’s ass

Universally excellent reviews on the current Burbank Airport. But so what, right?

The only bad one we could find was about the parking lot attendants- they said they didn’t know anything about the airport really but that the attendants were mean.

Here’s a sampling of some of the most recent reviews from just page one of the search results. Most of the others we left out were even better. Check for yourselves  — there was no cherry picking.


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It would figure that these clowns would want to fuck up the one airport that gets about the best Yelp in the entire country.
Sadly, Burbank has always been full of morons on the make.



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2 responses to “Someone needs to cram these Yelp reviews up the council’s ass

  1. chad

    Someone’s going to need to make the “Burbank Airport is vulnerable to terrorism argument now.” Just wait.

    • semichorus

      Oh that goes without saying.

      Have you ever seen an improvement project anywhere where the thing that supposedly needs to be improved or replaced gets such an overwhelmingly positive reaction from people?

      From almost everyone?

      This really is almost an insane scheme. I’m starting to think that the more apt term for it is “corrupt,” like what the old ROAR crowd used to say. The number of super-positive reviews about the current site is just astounding.

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