If you think the idea of placing cute, artificially coiffed beach areas in the middle of an open natural environment that you know is full of dangerous wildlife is nuts beyond belief, you’re right.
So whose idea was it to allow alligators to wander around the contrived pool-like atmosphere at this Disney World resort? People are led into believing your corporate sales pitch about this family environment being safe and controlled and elaborately ornamented as such, and then look what happens.
Those cloyingly shaped artificial islands in that equally artificial “Lake Buena Vista” are hiding more than just nighttime terrors. What we’re seeing in those repeated aerial shots of the search location is a particularly offensive corporate hubris on display.
Lake Buena Vista. Yeah. Even that one’s phony.